The new and improved story thread, ho boy!

I was actually hoping that Jerry was actually a shout out to Jerry from ChessNetwork, but I won't object. :D

Jerry is a complex personality: He wears a gun at all times, yet is already unnerved by some congested roads ... his aunt can manhandle more than a dozen men at once, yet he himself is occasionally addressed as 'Sonny' by complete strangers. Did I mention he votes Independent too? He's quite a special snowflake, that Jerry Dwight Mao !

Yes, his middle name is 'Dwight'.

I am now speechless...

~~yaaawn~~~, gotta admit, I kinda lost interest in the story. #__#

I've gotten too lazy to think up a good plot, that used to be different!

"I got sixteen of them!", he bellowed, "how 'bout yourself, Lynn?"
And as an answer she pointed towards the incapacitated bullies and grinned.
"See for yourself, I lost counting after a dozen or so!" Jerry's mind was already racing ahead; "The question is WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH? And how are these crazed maniacs connected with the weird technology gliches we are seeing all around us??"

____ The attention of the cab driver then turned to Jerry; "And who might you be, sonny? Don't tell me, a, and I say that with all due respect, but don't tell me a wimp like you would happen to be an acquaintance of The Human Tornado, Lynn Mao!!"
____ "What Auntie Lynn does with her hands and feet I can do with my mind -- it is a different type of combat to keep evil in check"

The attention of the cab driver then turned to Jerry; "And who might you be, sonny? Don't tell me, a, and I say that with all due respect, but don't tell me a wimp like you would happen to be an acquaintance of The Human Tornado, Lynn Mao!!"
"What Auntie Lynn does with her hands and feet I can do with my mind -- it is a different type of combat to keep evil in check."
"I suppose you can use that, too?" pointing to Jerry's Sig Sauer P226.
"Only when I have to." Jerry responded with a grim smile patting his weapon, "She's my baby."

*"I suppose you can use that, too?" the driver asked, pointing to Jerry's Sig Sauer P226.*

The attention of the cab driver then turned to Jerry; "And who might you be, sonny? Don't tell me, a, and I say that with all due respect, but don't tell me a wimp like you would happen to be an acquaintance of The Human Tornado, Lynn Mao!!"
"What Auntie Lynn does with her hands and feet I can do with my mind -- it is a different type of combat to keep evil in check."

I suppose you can use that, too?" the driver asked, pointing to Jerry's Sig Sauer P226.
"Only when I have to." Jerry responded with a grim smile patting his weapon, "She's my baby."

An agony-laden moan interrupted the scene - it was coming from the pile of beaten up grunts on the floor. "You got the wrong ones this time, Mao!", one of the men angrily shouted in Jerry's aunt's direction, "the Alpha Brigade is already on their way towards the city hall, the explosion was only a decoy. And you straight fell for it, muhahahaha!!"

So, I came around to create a thread for archiving this story. From now on you only need to copy the last paragraph, not the whole thing.

An agony-laden moan interrupted the scene - it was coming from the pile of beaten up grunts on the floor. "You got the wrong ones this time, Mao!", one of the men angrily shouted in Jerry's aunt's direction, "the Alpha Brigade is already on their way towards the city hall, the explosion was only a decoy. And you straight fell for it, muhahahaha!!" But then Lynn Mao jumped down from above and blew the whole group from here decoy bot.