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Neighrer, the revolution has spread across the empire, I'm afraid that the horsey party is taking over what should we do!?
*Neighrer kills himself* *supreme leader horsey takes over*
Hey
Horsey, ooh na-na (ay)
Half of my heart is in Horsey, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)
He took me back to East Lichess, na-na-na
Oh, but my heart is in Horsey (ay)
There's somethin' 'bout his emogies (uh huh)
Horsey, ooh na-na (uh)
He didn't walk up with that "how you doin'?" (uh)
(When he came in the forum)
He said there's a lot of emogies I can react with (uh)
(But I can't without horsey)
I knew him forever in a minute (hey)
(That summer night in Lichess)
And papa says he got malo in him (uh)
He got me feelin' like
Ooh-ooh-ooh, I knew it when I met him
I loved him when I saw him
Got me feelin' like
Ooh-ooh-ooh, and then I had to tell him
I had to use, oh na-na-na-na-na
Horsey, ooh na-na (ay, ay)
Half of my heart is in Horsey, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)
He took me back to East Lichess, na-na-na (uh huh)
Oh, but my heart is in Horsey (ay)
My heart is in Horsey (ay)
Horsey, ooh na-na
@zaneanderman Thanx. I love Lichess Songs Like This :
KO KO KONEVLAD

Hey x24
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was smart and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with suspicious and mystery
But to Moderators he was such a lovely player
He could win the Magnus Like a Stockfish
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teenager
Magnus would desire
Ko Ko Konevlad
Lover of the Russian girls
There was a fan that really was gone
Ko Ko Konevlad
Russia's greatest teenage player
It was a proud how he carried on
He ruled the Lichess.org , and never mind the thibault
But the Svidler he played really wunderbar
In all games of lichess he was the man the winner
But he was real bad when he had a game with BOT
For the Magnus he was a real noob
Though he'd heard the things he'd done
He believed he was a real Pro
Who would win him
Ko Ko Konevlad
Lover of the Russian girls
There was a fan that really was gone
Ko Ko Konevlad
Russia's greatest teenage player
It was a proud how he carried on

But when his drinking and winning
And his hunger for Blitz
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this winner man
Became louder and louder
Hey x32
"This man's just got to go", declared his opponents
But the moderators begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Konevlad had lots of hidden followers
Though he was a winner, they just fell into his followers list
Then one night some men of higher ELO
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to Titled Arena", they kept demanding
And he really came

They put some traps into his knight
Ko Ko Konevlad
Russia's greatest teenage player
He ate it all and said, "I am winning"
Ko Ko Konevlad
Lover of the Russian girls
They didn't quit, they wanted his King
Ko Ko Konevlad
Russia's greatest teenage player
And so they trapped him 'til his king was dead
Oh, Those Russians
* I Made It Myself *
Horsey
King of the horsey land
Built like a rock to stand
Proud and divine

Horsey
Your golden eyes glow
Even through ice and snow
Sparkling they shine

And every night, night, night, there is hay, hey, hey
Oh, every night, night, night, there is neigh, ha, ha
And every night, night, night, there is laughter, hey, hey
Here's to you brother, hey, brother, ho
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Throw your feces at the wall
Fame and fortune to us all
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Join us for a casatchock
We'll go riding 'round the clock
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Drinking water all night long
Keeps you happy, makes you strong
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Come and have a ride and then
You will never leave again
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey

Moskau
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Moskau! Moskau!

Moskau, Moskau
Take Horselle in your arms
You'll be captured by her charms
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau
She will make you understand
Horseland is a wondrous land
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Moscow, Moscow

And every night, night, night, there is hay, hey, hey
Oh, every night, night, night, there is neigh, ha, ha
And every night, night, night, there is laughter, hey, hey
Here's to you brother, hey, brother, ho
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Throw your feces at the wall
Fame and fortune to us all
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Join us for a casatchock
We'll go riding 'round the clock
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Drinking water all night long
Keeps you happy, makes you strong
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau
Come and have a ride and then
You will never leave again
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey

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